I hate to do this (not really) but I think next year we're going to cut back from 12 teams to 10. I say this mainly because there are a few teams that seem to talk big, but when the time comes to do simple things like put in a complete lineup, they fall to pieces. I'm not mentioning anyone in particular, but if I were "The Foreigner" or "Fogetaboutit" I might keep my day job.
I usually reserve my game for last but I figured we should get this debacle out of the way at first. There's nothing like having a beat down take place and being able to take it like a man. I however am not much of a man so I took this beating kicking and screaming like the "man-cardless" man that I am. The Shimrp (intentional spelling error) got the best of me and treated me like a rag doll. To Leo's credit he embarrassed me with some crafty waiver wire pickups including Sims-Walker and Coffee. The moves should be no brainers. Afterall, anyone with two last names is either crazy or powerful and if your name is Coffee you know you'll have energy. Thank you Leo for applying a walloping, I only hope I can have another some time soon.
This week there were some things in fantasy football land that were absolutely hideous. I'm talking really ugly. It was Joyce's performance this week with a whopping 41 points. Rather than continue with the easy insults (since I can already here the weak excuses) I will in turn give props to Mr. Long & First. You were the ultimate winner in Week 4. You got your junk all up in Joyce's face and metaphorically said "I'm so much bigger & better than you that you, your reserves & yo mama can't even get up on dis!" Way to go cowboy!
As I reread some of the earlier blogs I think I may have gotten ahead of myself on a few things. One of the biggest mistakes made was giving Katie credit earlier on for having made good moves. A closer look reveals that she not only hasn't made good moves, but that her team is like a cancer that is growing a foot inside her head causing her to have headaches. The combined output from all your WR, even the one on the bench was 6 points, and none of them were on a bye week. The move of the week goes to Hey Reb. It must've been tough to cheer for the 49ers defense as they slaughtered the Rams, but at least it helped you earn your second win of the season.
I guess we should next talk about Barely Legal and his 4-0 band of hoochie mamas. Alan is playing things cool like Peyton Manning. He doesn't have the best looking team on paper, but he's been able to beat down the slugs that he's played thus far. This week he was lucky enough to face the "town idiot" of the league. That's right Mr. SBA Foreigner himself who is damaging his CDC's image rather than enhancing it. Any hope of us using this CDC is directly impacted by Mr. SBA's performance within this league. What makes you think you can handle a simple SBA loan if you can't even manage a fantasy football team? See the discussion from week 2 on glass ceilings and apply it to yourself. Meanwhile, if Alan keeps kicking butt and goes 16-0 he will win a trip to meet Mr. Manning himself. And if the Foreigner keeps this piss poor effort up then Terry Tate (you have to see this one on youtube) will soon beat him down!
The Black Mamba is back with a vengeance. The Japanese Turds are now a mere Hershey Squirt. The only thing worse then your 55 point output is the fact that the company is relying on your analysis now more than ever and this is the effort we get out of you on a fantasy football level?!?! My message to Senior Management is this, be very careful of what Gregg recommends because if he's using the same thought process on the lease packages as his fantasy team then it's time to sell our stock. Mad props to Mr. Mamba for the smackdown applied. (Now I will exercise Blogger freedoms) The joy you felt with this victory is the same feelings that will spread thoughout Anaheim as the Angels finally get their revenge in the ALDS.
The last game of the blog is the Little Ponies vs. Señor Sarcasm. In this battle Scott took a ride on a midget horse but that's all the horsepower needed to beat up on the vacationing Bo. A few different moves by Bo, namely benching Bush and playing Adai could have reaped you victory, however you remain a loser. Scott's performance wasn't anything to write home about but it was enough to win, and sometimes that's good enough.
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