No title this week

There are some people in this league that do all they can to lose. Alan is a prime example of that guy. His team starts out 4-0. He claims that he has his division right where he wants them. He said that he could "take a few weeks off" and then he'd be ready for the playoffs and then in a cruel twist of irony, the armed robbery king was robbed yet again (this would be the 16th time), and this time by one of his beloved Lions, Calvin Johnson. Instead of suiting up, this Lion turned cowardly and chose not to suit up for Week 8. Nice contribution to the Blog Zylka and even nicer effort by doing as little as possible and still beating Alan by the foreskin on your teeth by one point.

Long and First absolutely embarrassed the illiterate stumpy & second. For the 3rd week in a row Tony put up some Dirk Digler type numbers and has proven that not only is he a porn-star, but a fantasy football star as well. He is tied for first in the toughest division in the league, and tied for the most points scored. Mr. Horrible-Comebacks was unable to climb back into this game by putting up a pitiful 53 spot. Mama said there'd be days like this but she didn't say that they would be so crappy!

After closing off his borders for many weeks, the Japanese Turd has made an appearance. It's not one that most people will care about since he only beat one of the other poor teams in the league to earn his 2nd victory, however what is noteworthy is that Gregg scored more than 100 points for the first time since week 2! It's about time you put something on the field worth playing. What's even crazier than Gregg winning is the fact that he and Joyce are both only 2 games out of first in their piss poor division with a real possibility of making the playoffs. I say that because it's only a matter of time before Alan flips off cbssports.com and gives up and soon Katie will begin the over analysis and end up starting 7 Pittsburg Steelers. Erica / CJ... I have nothing to say at this moment but I am disappointed.

It's amazing how sometimes zero effort can payoff in the form of a victory. It's almost as if Joyce was trying to lose this past week by playing David Garrard (a cancer) and a kicker & WR that were both on a bye week. Somehow she was still able to put up 112 points and beat up on Salt Lake City's finest SBA rep and Salt Lake City's worst fantasy football player. It was a valiant 98 point effort put up by Keler, but, like most things in his life, he came up just a little bit short.

Black Mamba held on for dear life as Bo & the Bucking Broncos had most of their key players on a bye week (including the dreamy Tom Brady & the Keler like Wes Welker). That's the beauty of fantasy football though. Some weeks you show up with your C-game and still leave a winner. Other weeks you put up massive numbers and walk away a loser. Speaking of losers... Bo- your Broncos lost for the first time this year last week and Doron your BoSox are on year #3 of 86 more years until another World Series is in beantown.

And finally we come to the game between the perverted polygamist flasher, devli worshiper, caveman's wife Katie and the village idiot. I say Village Idiot because only a retard would lose to Katie. But as it can happen, sometimes there aren't any moves you can make that would change the outcome. I asked Katie to explain the victory and this is what I got (Warning, like most of Katie's conversations, this one is way too long and goes nowhere very slowly): Well, going into the week I knew I wasn't going to have any of my Steelers which is funny because the last time the Steelers had a bye week in 2008 I think I was vacationing in Hawaii... no wait, maybe I was camping with my caveman husband... Oh, no. Yes, hmmm... yeah it was Hawaii, I remember because I went with my mother-in-law (who is also a cave-woman) while my husband went hunting and anyway I was really nervous because I didn't want to make the wrong move and accidentally drop a Steeler because that would be really bad luck. And believe you me I know about bad luck, just look at how paranoid I am. I think everything and everyone is against me. Anyway... blah blah blah blah blah (it went on like this for about 25 minutes before I pretended to get a phone call and I walked away while Katie talked to herself).