This weeks will be short. While I apologize to those readers whose highlight of the week comes from reading this blog, I am tired and running low on original material. Hopefully this shorter blog will inspire fresh ideas to keep you laughing for the rest of the season. So let's begin...
The quotes of the week have definitely been from Doron. On Friday he had a classic prediction; "Barely Legal will be Barely Alive when I'm done with him!" This Arnold Schwarzenegger - esque quote was slightly accurate. The Mamba hailed victorious but not in blow out fashion. Alan showed up to the fight with a handful of rocks and stupidly played an injured Cotchery while Mamba showed up with some hand-guns and rocket launchers. This victory wasn't quite Israeli special forces worthy, but it was good enough.
I'm proud of Erica. I really am. You won't ever read this blog to know it but I'm proud of you because you actually took an interest in your fantasy team this week. It was a good time to do it too because you faced Joyce and her horrible team. Nice trade by the way. Way to get weaker than you already are. Erica, congrats on your victory but in reality you shouldn't look forward to many more. The eye of your prize should remain focused on the running Rebels. Go UNLV!
Katie has officially sold her soul to the devil. Here's how it went. Good 'ol Lucifer shows up (he actually prefers Lucy) and says I'd like to have your soul. What will it cost? Since Katie is not that bright she asks for about 5 weeks to think it over. During that time Lucy shows up repeatedly with ideas of fortune, fame, a transformation of his caveman husband to Tom Brady or Rothlesburger or both. After over analyzing it to death in typical Katie fashion she settles on a "hot streak in fantasy football". This was the easiest deal the devil ever cut and Katie no longer has a soul, but she does have an up and coming fantasy football team. Bo... this was a tough week for you so we'll take it easy on you for now.
Something nice happened over the weekend. Señor Sarcasm had his second piece of humble pie. This time it came from Long & First. Tony put up massive numbers for the second week in a row to lead all teams in scoring. Tony is putting himself in the running to be one of the top teams in the league. He is tied for the second best record and is currently the man that would take the wild card if the season ended today. What's even better than Tony's victory is the fact that the Yankees are back in the World Series after a 6 year absence. Finally baseball is worth watching in October.
The funniest matchup of the week is that Leo got insulted in a number of ways this past week. First Leo tried to be a funny man and got bitten by a snake. Mr. Mamba's insults were hilarious except for the part about Leo's sister being a whore in New Orleans. Turns out Leo's sister has autism and the likelihood of her being a street walker are about the same as me becoming CEO of WAL. To make matters even worse in Leo's world, he got beat by some kid in junior high with one of the worst teams in the league. That was some solid work by Keler and his friends in Algebra I. Putting up 103 points and leaving more on the bench is no joke. Good luck on your mid-term exams coming up. Let me know if you need any help with your Spanish homework.
Finally we come to my game. There never was much of a chance for Gregg and his pathetic excuse of a team. I think it's about time the gloves come off and Gregg gets his fair share of insults. (Keep in mind that it's 12:30 am and I'm not thinking that coherently.) Gregg - we want you to be successful in this league and in life, so here is some advice. 1) Get plastic surgery done on your eyes. Part of the reason your Fantasy Football analysis is so flawed is because you can't see all that the computer screen has to offer. If you had Adriane look at the stats with you, you would fair better. 2) Lose some weight. Let's be honest here. You are really fat and your lack of exercise and discipline is NOT making matters easier for you. There is so much fat in your body that it's actually blocking your brain from properly thinking. 3) Take some golf lessons. You are horrible. Not quite sure how this translates over to fantasy football. and 4) Stop lying to yourself and others. It's time you stop telling yourself that it's a good idea to keep Fred Jackson on your team. It's time you stop telling loan committee that certain deals you're working on are viable when you know and I know that most of the numbers on your LP are fictional. You need to take an honest look at your team and realize that you need to blow it up and start over.
There is one thing that I like about the cbssports website. It is this feature. If you look at the site, it shows how your record is against the other teams and how it would be if you matched up against them during the other weeks. Both Zylka and I are the only teams that have a winning record against every other team. I thought I might point that out.
Finally, and on a serious note I would like to say something to Bo. I have worked with you for the past 3 plus years. It has been a pleasure to work with you and to get to know you and your family. Thank you for your hardwork on the various projects you worked on and for handling yourself with class and dignity. I'll miss your bright cheery outfits with nails to match. I'm sure you'll get back on your feet and find work soon. Best of luck to you.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
I'm seriously embarrassed
A few of you have gently and others not so gently told me that I'm down right rude, crude and mean-spirited. I learned from a wise woman that my gut instinct is what I should go with. I'm not about to take a sensitivity training course, but I will be more considerate of those who may be near suicidal because your fantasy football teams SUCK and you can't take a little bit of joking. To those of you that are not sensitive, you will have to feel extra wrath for me holding back on the butterflies of the group.
The first match up to be discussed is between the Black Mamba & Vick's Puppy Store. Most of the time when black mamba faces a dog, the snake will hail victorious. This week however, what was expected to happen did not happen. It seems that this October is spookier than normal and people like Doron will hate life even more as the month progresses. The only thing that could make Doron's life worse is if he came home and found his wife wearing this.
The next clown session won't be that good because I was unable to dedicate enough time to it. Since I'm not in the office for 40 hours a week, I wasn't really able to think of enough funny things to say to the guy who said he cashes his paycheck at Wal-Mart. That's right Alan; you. You got beat down by Leo's illiterate team and even worse you failed to put in a complete lineup. The biggest atrocity that you committed may be the fact that you don't realize that once you leave for the day at 2:30, the rest of the office doesn't go home. Most of us stay until at least 5pm, while a handful actually stick around until 5:05. I think what most of us really want out of you though Alan is a real effort. For the love. You're in the worst division in the league. There is no reason why you shouldn't be dominating it more than you already are. At least take the time to fill in your roster. What is being overlooked in this paragraph is the fact that Leo has put in a solid performance three weeks in a row. He's not used to being "Mr. Stamina" so let's not get too excited about his win streak, but we'll congratulate him on what he's done. 125 points is no joke!.
The next winner isn't used to being congratulated. Since that's the case, we'll do it subtly and with lots of tongue in cheek. Here goes nothing: We are so proud of you Keler. You had a great weekend. Not only did you beat the worst team in the league, you also lost your man-card. Seriously! You took your wife to see Justin Timberlake? It's one thing if he's hosting the ESPY's or another if he's hosting SNL , but that as a weekend date with the wife is not the best of ideas. Gregg... Your team is horrible. You have no hope. We thought the match up would look something like this, but instead it looked like this. Thanks for your $25 donation.
Bo got back in gear this weekend. It's a good thing she was out "sick" the whole week with "swine flu" because it allowed her some quality one on one time with cbssports.com to get her team in line. Nice 125 point effort there. It's too bad that you got all of those points against a dud of an opponent. Seriously Erica... 53 points? Come on! You're like a really bad stunt double. You're right Bo, I can't dog your Brady - Welker combo. They were a freak of nature.
Next we come to Señor Sarcasm against the oblivious. I want Joyce to win and be successful. After all, she's done wonderful things for the bank and is great to work with and at the beginning of the year she talked a lot about knowing what she was doing. As it turns out she possibly has the best pool of talent that sits on the bench every week. She's got a great pool of running backs that she hoards and rather than trading them for some much needed WR help. Come on Joyce... you're better than this! As for Señor Sarcasm, you survived this week after thinking the Raiders were going to lie down like a bunch of pirate hookers and allow McNabb to go off. Congrats on your victory and on being a part of the one loss club.
Finally we go to Long and First who was against the lady whose excuse for not putting in a full lineup is that she would rather party with a bunch of complete strangers then go to church with her husband (even though she thinks organized religion is a joke) and not even access her IPhone during the pastor's boring sermon to make a few last minute lineup changes. COME ON KATIE! Why have an IPhone with a limited 3G network if you're not going to use it? Tony is living in a dream world right now. How could life get any better? The Yanks are up 3-1 and about to beat the Angels, the Bo-Sox are out of the playoffs, he has the best portfolio in the bank, his hair is starting to grow back, and on top of all of that his record is 4-2 and he is in a great position to win the wild-card playoff spot. This is where I should mention that Katie left a slew of points on the bench by having bye week players in, but because I'm going to be more sensitive, I won't state plainly that that was a BONEHEAD move.
The first match up to be discussed is between the Black Mamba & Vick's Puppy Store. Most of the time when black mamba faces a dog, the snake will hail victorious. This week however, what was expected to happen did not happen. It seems that this October is spookier than normal and people like Doron will hate life even more as the month progresses. The only thing that could make Doron's life worse is if he came home and found his wife wearing this.
The next clown session won't be that good because I was unable to dedicate enough time to it. Since I'm not in the office for 40 hours a week, I wasn't really able to think of enough funny things to say to the guy who said he cashes his paycheck at Wal-Mart. That's right Alan; you. You got beat down by Leo's illiterate team and even worse you failed to put in a complete lineup. The biggest atrocity that you committed may be the fact that you don't realize that once you leave for the day at 2:30, the rest of the office doesn't go home. Most of us stay until at least 5pm, while a handful actually stick around until 5:05. I think what most of us really want out of you though Alan is a real effort. For the love. You're in the worst division in the league. There is no reason why you shouldn't be dominating it more than you already are. At least take the time to fill in your roster. What is being overlooked in this paragraph is the fact that Leo has put in a solid performance three weeks in a row. He's not used to being "Mr. Stamina" so let's not get too excited about his win streak, but we'll congratulate him on what he's done. 125 points is no joke!.
The next winner isn't used to being congratulated. Since that's the case, we'll do it subtly and with lots of tongue in cheek. Here goes nothing: We are so proud of you Keler. You had a great weekend. Not only did you beat the worst team in the league, you also lost your man-card. Seriously! You took your wife to see Justin Timberlake? It's one thing if he's hosting the ESPY's or another if he's hosting SNL , but that as a weekend date with the wife is not the best of ideas. Gregg... Your team is horrible. You have no hope. We thought the match up would look something like this, but instead it looked like this. Thanks for your $25 donation.
Bo got back in gear this weekend. It's a good thing she was out "sick" the whole week with "swine flu" because it allowed her some quality one on one time with cbssports.com to get her team in line. Nice 125 point effort there. It's too bad that you got all of those points against a dud of an opponent. Seriously Erica... 53 points? Come on! You're like a really bad stunt double. You're right Bo, I can't dog your Brady - Welker combo. They were a freak of nature.
Next we come to Señor Sarcasm against the oblivious. I want Joyce to win and be successful. After all, she's done wonderful things for the bank and is great to work with and at the beginning of the year she talked a lot about knowing what she was doing. As it turns out she possibly has the best pool of talent that sits on the bench every week. She's got a great pool of running backs that she hoards and rather than trading them for some much needed WR help. Come on Joyce... you're better than this! As for Señor Sarcasm, you survived this week after thinking the Raiders were going to lie down like a bunch of pirate hookers and allow McNabb to go off. Congrats on your victory and on being a part of the one loss club.
Finally we go to Long and First who was against the lady whose excuse for not putting in a full lineup is that she would rather party with a bunch of complete strangers then go to church with her husband (even though she thinks organized religion is a joke) and not even access her IPhone during the pastor's boring sermon to make a few last minute lineup changes. COME ON KATIE! Why have an IPhone with a limited 3G network if you're not going to use it? Tony is living in a dream world right now. How could life get any better? The Yanks are up 3-1 and about to beat the Angels, the Bo-Sox are out of the playoffs, he has the best portfolio in the bank, his hair is starting to grow back, and on top of all of that his record is 4-2 and he is in a great position to win the wild-card playoff spot. This is where I should mention that Katie left a slew of points on the bench by having bye week players in, but because I'm going to be more sensitive, I won't state plainly that that was a BONEHEAD move.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Depression is very serious
This week's blog will start off how last week's should have. A note of congratulations is in order for Joyce. Many of you may know that Joyce recently gave her daughter away in the form of marriage and we are very happy for you. Joyce told me all about the wedding and how wonderful it was. Not sure if you guys have seen the pictures yet so I thought I'd post them on the blog for you to check out. Congratulations again Joyce, they truly look like a happy couple that are made for each other.
A handful of our fellow fantasy footballers may be feeling the blues lately. They may have run out of hope and feel that all is lost. For those of you who may be feeling that way (i.e. Joyce, Gregg, Bo, CJ / Erica, & Keler), know that in your case, there really shouldn't be that much hope. Your teams suck, and you suck too. You'd probably be better off staying home popping zits rather than wasting your time with this fantasy football thing. But the truth of it is we appreciate your zeal and your go-get'em attitude which makes nothing impossible.
Katie should have been included in the loser list but she decided to make the impossible a possibility as she rocked Zylka's world. Ms. Pitt's made every move the right move and scored the most points in week 5. Señor Sarcasm wasn't sure what just hit him but he knows it now. It was Katie's boobs as she flaunted them for a polygamist man and his many wives as they walked out of the Costco in St. George. Not sure why Zylka & Katie were there together, but I'm 100% sure of what happened. Zylka never saw it coming and it's something that he'll never forget. To Señor Sarcasms credit, he made a handful of great moves to get that close but he chose wrong on RB & QB and it cost him his Patriotic chance of perfection.
The winner of this weeks Loser Bowl was Bo as she outsmarted and outclassed Joyce. Had Joyce played her cards right, she could've scored 95 points, but that's a silly thought to think that Joyce would play her cards right. Meanwhile the Bucking Broncos got daring and benched Brady and played Rothleshamburglar. A move that paid immediate dividends. Way to go Bo! You now have 2 wins. Joyce, keep your head up, at least you'll have Julius Jones on your bench (assuming our trade goes through).
Long and First took a new approach to things this week. He actually tried to lose which is why he started Derek Anderson who came through with negative 2 points. Unfortunately for Tony, the rest of his team didn't fall in line and they put up an ugly 82 points which was enough to outscore CJ & his Rams. What's really sad is that if you put up CJ's points from Sunday, and combine them with the Ram's points scored so far this year, CJ would barely eek out a win. This probably hurts extra because CJ is a Rams fan too.
There was a highly anticipated matchup this week that consisted of much trash talk. I call it the battle of man vs midget in which the Zohan beat the metrosexual. Rumor has it that the movie "You Don't Mess with the Zohan" was inspired by the Black Mamba. He too was the "greatest Israeli soldier" but he had bigger dreams. So the Mamba followed his heart into the banking world with a commitment to the Isreali government that he would return on occasion to wipe his butt with insubordinate Palestinians and other radical leaders. (Not sure why those two are holding hands... that could be saucey!) Anyway, back to the game. Keler put up a valiant 98 point effort but the lesson to be learned is you don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Don't get too down on yourself though Keler. You put up 98 points and that's impressive. Your team is starting to look better and with a little bit of luck and some pixie dust you might win a few more games before the season is over.
Sometimes in life you got a hunch on how things are going to turn out. Gregg and his kamikaze turds do not have that hunch. Their gut feeling is the wrong feeling. Every move you make is the wrong move and the office would appreciate it if you'd start sharing your hot-stock tips so we can promptly do the opposite. The local spelling bee champion is starting to make a move as he is 3-2 with 2 impressive wins in a row. The future Father of the Year is recovering quite well after being the first surrogate father since Arnold in Junior. (Seriously though, I can't believe your wife just had a baby. She looks great!, and the baby was cute too.)
Finally we come to the matchup which pitted two division leaders against each other. Problem is Alan and most of his players were on a fantasy vacation with Terry Tate and were unable to participate in the game. This resulted in an old fashion beatdown with Alan immediately claiming that he only lost because he no longer cared. Amazing how a guy with a 4-1 record no longer cares.
A handful of our fellow fantasy footballers may be feeling the blues lately. They may have run out of hope and feel that all is lost. For those of you who may be feeling that way (i.e. Joyce, Gregg, Bo, CJ / Erica, & Keler), know that in your case, there really shouldn't be that much hope. Your teams suck, and you suck too. You'd probably be better off staying home popping zits rather than wasting your time with this fantasy football thing. But the truth of it is we appreciate your zeal and your go-get'em attitude which makes nothing impossible.
Katie should have been included in the loser list but she decided to make the impossible a possibility as she rocked Zylka's world. Ms. Pitt's made every move the right move and scored the most points in week 5. Señor Sarcasm wasn't sure what just hit him but he knows it now. It was Katie's boobs as she flaunted them for a polygamist man and his many wives as they walked out of the Costco in St. George. Not sure why Zylka & Katie were there together, but I'm 100% sure of what happened. Zylka never saw it coming and it's something that he'll never forget. To Señor Sarcasms credit, he made a handful of great moves to get that close but he chose wrong on RB & QB and it cost him his Patriotic chance of perfection.
The winner of this weeks Loser Bowl was Bo as she outsmarted and outclassed Joyce. Had Joyce played her cards right, she could've scored 95 points, but that's a silly thought to think that Joyce would play her cards right. Meanwhile the Bucking Broncos got daring and benched Brady and played Rothleshamburglar. A move that paid immediate dividends. Way to go Bo! You now have 2 wins. Joyce, keep your head up, at least you'll have Julius Jones on your bench (assuming our trade goes through).
Long and First took a new approach to things this week. He actually tried to lose which is why he started Derek Anderson who came through with negative 2 points. Unfortunately for Tony, the rest of his team didn't fall in line and they put up an ugly 82 points which was enough to outscore CJ & his Rams. What's really sad is that if you put up CJ's points from Sunday, and combine them with the Ram's points scored so far this year, CJ would barely eek out a win. This probably hurts extra because CJ is a Rams fan too.
There was a highly anticipated matchup this week that consisted of much trash talk. I call it the battle of man vs midget in which the Zohan beat the metrosexual. Rumor has it that the movie "You Don't Mess with the Zohan" was inspired by the Black Mamba. He too was the "greatest Israeli soldier" but he had bigger dreams. So the Mamba followed his heart into the banking world with a commitment to the Isreali government that he would return on occasion to wipe his butt with insubordinate Palestinians and other radical leaders. (Not sure why those two are holding hands... that could be saucey!) Anyway, back to the game. Keler put up a valiant 98 point effort but the lesson to be learned is you don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Don't get too down on yourself though Keler. You put up 98 points and that's impressive. Your team is starting to look better and with a little bit of luck and some pixie dust you might win a few more games before the season is over.
Sometimes in life you got a hunch on how things are going to turn out. Gregg and his kamikaze turds do not have that hunch. Their gut feeling is the wrong feeling. Every move you make is the wrong move and the office would appreciate it if you'd start sharing your hot-stock tips so we can promptly do the opposite. The local spelling bee champion is starting to make a move as he is 3-2 with 2 impressive wins in a row. The future Father of the Year is recovering quite well after being the first surrogate father since Arnold in Junior. (Seriously though, I can't believe your wife just had a baby. She looks great!, and the baby was cute too.)
Finally we come to the matchup which pitted two division leaders against each other. Problem is Alan and most of his players were on a fantasy vacation with Terry Tate and were unable to participate in the game. This resulted in an old fashion beatdown with Alan immediately claiming that he only lost because he no longer cared. Amazing how a guy with a 4-1 record no longer cares.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
A quote from a loser: "Winning isn't everything"
I hate to do this (not really) but I think next year we're going to cut back from 12 teams to 10. I say this mainly because there are a few teams that seem to talk big, but when the time comes to do simple things like put in a complete lineup, they fall to pieces. I'm not mentioning anyone in particular, but if I were "The Foreigner" or "Fogetaboutit" I might keep my day job.
I usually reserve my game for last but I figured we should get this debacle out of the way at first. There's nothing like having a beat down take place and being able to take it like a man. I however am not much of a man so I took this beating kicking and screaming like the "man-cardless" man that I am. The Shimrp (intentional spelling error) got the best of me and treated me like a rag doll. To Leo's credit he embarrassed me with some crafty waiver wire pickups including Sims-Walker and Coffee. The moves should be no brainers. Afterall, anyone with two last names is either crazy or powerful and if your name is Coffee you know you'll have energy. Thank you Leo for applying a walloping, I only hope I can have another some time soon.
This week there were some things in fantasy football land that were absolutely hideous. I'm talking really ugly. It was Joyce's performance this week with a whopping 41 points. Rather than continue with the easy insults (since I can already here the weak excuses) I will in turn give props to Mr. Long & First. You were the ultimate winner in Week 4. You got your junk all up in Joyce's face and metaphorically said "I'm so much bigger & better than you that you, your reserves & yo mama can't even get up on dis!" Way to go cowboy!
As I reread some of the earlier blogs I think I may have gotten ahead of myself on a few things. One of the biggest mistakes made was giving Katie credit earlier on for having made good moves. A closer look reveals that she not only hasn't made good moves, but that her team is like a cancer that is growing a foot inside her head causing her to have headaches. The combined output from all your WR, even the one on the bench was 6 points, and none of them were on a bye week. The move of the week goes to Hey Reb. It must've been tough to cheer for the 49ers defense as they slaughtered the Rams, but at least it helped you earn your second win of the season.
I guess we should next talk about Barely Legal and his 4-0 band of hoochie mamas. Alan is playing things cool like Peyton Manning. He doesn't have the best looking team on paper, but he's been able to beat down the slugs that he's played thus far. This week he was lucky enough to face the "town idiot" of the league. That's right Mr. SBA Foreigner himself who is damaging his CDC's image rather than enhancing it. Any hope of us using this CDC is directly impacted by Mr. SBA's performance within this league. What makes you think you can handle a simple SBA loan if you can't even manage a fantasy football team? See the discussion from week 2 on glass ceilings and apply it to yourself. Meanwhile, if Alan keeps kicking butt and goes 16-0 he will win a trip to meet Mr. Manning himself. And if the Foreigner keeps this piss poor effort up then Terry Tate (you have to see this one on youtube) will soon beat him down!
The Black Mamba is back with a vengeance. The Japanese Turds are now a mere Hershey Squirt. The only thing worse then your 55 point output is the fact that the company is relying on your analysis now more than ever and this is the effort we get out of you on a fantasy football level?!?! My message to Senior Management is this, be very careful of what Gregg recommends because if he's using the same thought process on the lease packages as his fantasy team then it's time to sell our stock. Mad props to Mr. Mamba for the smackdown applied. (Now I will exercise Blogger freedoms) The joy you felt with this victory is the same feelings that will spread thoughout Anaheim as the Angels finally get their revenge in the ALDS.
The last game of the blog is the Little Ponies vs. Señor Sarcasm. In this battle Scott took a ride on a midget horse but that's all the horsepower needed to beat up on the vacationing Bo. A few different moves by Bo, namely benching Bush and playing Adai could have reaped you victory, however you remain a loser. Scott's performance wasn't anything to write home about but it was enough to win, and sometimes that's good enough.
I usually reserve my game for last but I figured we should get this debacle out of the way at first. There's nothing like having a beat down take place and being able to take it like a man. I however am not much of a man so I took this beating kicking and screaming like the "man-cardless" man that I am. The Shimrp (intentional spelling error) got the best of me and treated me like a rag doll. To Leo's credit he embarrassed me with some crafty waiver wire pickups including Sims-Walker and Coffee. The moves should be no brainers. Afterall, anyone with two last names is either crazy or powerful and if your name is Coffee you know you'll have energy. Thank you Leo for applying a walloping, I only hope I can have another some time soon.
This week there were some things in fantasy football land that were absolutely hideous. I'm talking really ugly. It was Joyce's performance this week with a whopping 41 points. Rather than continue with the easy insults (since I can already here the weak excuses) I will in turn give props to Mr. Long & First. You were the ultimate winner in Week 4. You got your junk all up in Joyce's face and metaphorically said "I'm so much bigger & better than you that you, your reserves & yo mama can't even get up on dis!" Way to go cowboy!
As I reread some of the earlier blogs I think I may have gotten ahead of myself on a few things. One of the biggest mistakes made was giving Katie credit earlier on for having made good moves. A closer look reveals that she not only hasn't made good moves, but that her team is like a cancer that is growing a foot inside her head causing her to have headaches. The combined output from all your WR, even the one on the bench was 6 points, and none of them were on a bye week. The move of the week goes to Hey Reb. It must've been tough to cheer for the 49ers defense as they slaughtered the Rams, but at least it helped you earn your second win of the season.
I guess we should next talk about Barely Legal and his 4-0 band of hoochie mamas. Alan is playing things cool like Peyton Manning. He doesn't have the best looking team on paper, but he's been able to beat down the slugs that he's played thus far. This week he was lucky enough to face the "town idiot" of the league. That's right Mr. SBA Foreigner himself who is damaging his CDC's image rather than enhancing it. Any hope of us using this CDC is directly impacted by Mr. SBA's performance within this league. What makes you think you can handle a simple SBA loan if you can't even manage a fantasy football team? See the discussion from week 2 on glass ceilings and apply it to yourself. Meanwhile, if Alan keeps kicking butt and goes 16-0 he will win a trip to meet Mr. Manning himself. And if the Foreigner keeps this piss poor effort up then Terry Tate (you have to see this one on youtube) will soon beat him down!
The Black Mamba is back with a vengeance. The Japanese Turds are now a mere Hershey Squirt. The only thing worse then your 55 point output is the fact that the company is relying on your analysis now more than ever and this is the effort we get out of you on a fantasy football level?!?! My message to Senior Management is this, be very careful of what Gregg recommends because if he's using the same thought process on the lease packages as his fantasy team then it's time to sell our stock. Mad props to Mr. Mamba for the smackdown applied. (Now I will exercise Blogger freedoms) The joy you felt with this victory is the same feelings that will spread thoughout Anaheim as the Angels finally get their revenge in the ALDS.
The last game of the blog is the Little Ponies vs. Señor Sarcasm. In this battle Scott took a ride on a midget horse but that's all the horsepower needed to beat up on the vacationing Bo. A few different moves by Bo, namely benching Bush and playing Adai could have reaped you victory, however you remain a loser. Scott's performance wasn't anything to write home about but it was enough to win, and sometimes that's good enough.
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