Short but not so sweet

Here's the deal... I'm not that creative and can't continue to come up with new and creative insults week in and week out for 3 years running. Because I try to be crass, yet not too crude it's difficult. Because of that, I'm going to reduce the commentary to a line or two about each game. If you don't like it, then you can start paying me a blogger fee and I'll improve on the insults.

Let's start with loser #1 - Josh & his Red Light Secret. Turns out it wasn't a red light secret, more like a blue light special for a discount on fantasy points. This beat down was so bad that Renae has left Josh for a small penised Asian man. Good luck taking care of her GG. On a serious note, you deserve all the credit for your victory and for being #1 in the league.

Joyce quickly met all of our expectations by falling asleep at the wheel. She probably figured that since she was up against a wine connosier that she would beat him at his own game. So Friday night she got the nicest box of wine 7-11 had and started drinking. Apparently it got so bad that she forgot that Ryan Grant was out for the season and Brett Favre sucks this year. Don't worry though Joyce, Tony didn't make all the right moves either as his bench had more points than your whole team.

It's nice to see that even fat Iranian pedophiles can win every now and then. Like Whitney Houston, Boser believes the children are the future so he lets them laugh and shows them the beauty they possess inside. What a sicko. Turns out that Alan's CPU is still infected with a gay roman porn virus which is partially why he has 3 inactive players on his team including 1 in the starting lineup. The best part is that Alan picked his team, not the CPU. I'm sure this is all part of his strategy, which makes perfect sense. Pretend you're an idiot, fall way behind in the standings, and then BAM!, you miss the playoffs.

Black Mamba found its bite and got a mouthful of Leo. That paints a pretty picture in your head.

Finally, the clockmaker herself, Katie, orchestrated the highest point total of the week. To be honest, I'm very disappointed with Katie as of late for the following reasons: 1) Her caveman husband discovered fire and burnt his beard off making him look like a normal man. 2) The long winded, never ending stories seemed to have disappeared. 3) She's stepped up to the plate and taken on a portfolio. Way to go Katie. Before I give the caveman too much credit, it should be noted that he's a parkour guy, and likes to make love to apes. Gross, but that's how he rolls.