The insults remain the same

Very few of you should be proud of what just transpired this past week. As far as fantasy football leagues are concerned, this was embarrassing. It's like a boys team losing to the girls. It's like Gregg crapping his pants while fielding a grounder at second base. It's like Boser saying he'll have a write-up done on Monday and it not being done until the following Monday.

Tony kicked everybody's A** in what will most likely be a preview of things to come. This is just like him too. I put up the 3rd most points of the week and still get beat down like my red headed wife did when she was a stepchild. Whatever special kool-aid Tony is drinking, we may need to invest in some of those bottles so we can purify our picks and be more like Tony (at least as far as fantasy football is concerned.)

The Asian Underground surprised even himself by scoring more than 100 points. A feat that was seldomly accomplished last year. What wasn't surprising was that Alan's team sucked. I have an idea, why don't you play a running back that's on the injured list and plays for the Raiders. Since you like having injured guys on your roster... I hear that Ryan Grant (out for the season) is available. Try picking him up on the waiver wire. The best part is the weak excuse you gave up..."My computer has a virus." You sound like your gay 15 your old son explaining why he couldn't do his write-up on the Ancient Roman's. Turns out he could've done it, but he got so turned on by those Roman's that he lost his concentration, downloaded too much Gay-Roman porn and now your computer has a virus. Think of the positive... now your wife and son have something to do together.

The Iranian Pedofile (That's Boser) embarrassed arabs everywhere by exposing his weakness in week 1. No staying power! It was almost as if he was walking to his car from a rap concert when all of a sudden Katie and her black homies lynched him like it was reverse racism in the 60's. All Boser could do was cover his head in shame while screaming for his mommy. Good thing it was just Katie punching him rather than Tony. This was one of those "lucky for Katie moments". She was lucky she was facing Mahmud Ahmadinejad and not the USA, or even Israel for that matter. One final comment... David we invited you to this league because we thought you were a cool guy. While it's fun to beat an opponent in fantasy football, it's not so much fun when it's a train wreck. Please do all of us a favor and man-up next week.

The Black Mamba got off to an exciting start by losing to Henderson's finest. It seems the mamba's bark was much louder than its bite (please see the gardner snake reference from last year). If this was the warning message you were sending in week 1 by losing to a team that had 2 victories all of last year... you're message has been heard and it sounds like this: "Even though I'm an Israeli, my fantasy football team is made up of a bunch of Palestinians."

Finally, Joyce pulled Leo's pants down and spanked him like a naughty little boy(which explains all of the bruises on her hand!). Who's your daddy Leo? Joyce is!

As far as the last man standing competition is concerned... Thanks to 4 of your for bowing out in week #1. I invite you to join back in for $20, but totally understand why you wouldn't. One last comment about this competition... It's a good thing that Sam isn't an analyst. His skills told him that picking the 49ers to win was a good idea. Turns out that was one of the most lopsided losses he could've picked. My advice to the rest of us, ask Sam his opinion and go the other way. I was going to embed the spreadsheet in this blog, but it's too late to figure that out right now. If you really want to know, email me and I'll forward you a copy.