Boring & not so boring

Nobody likes a blow out, just like nobody likes a show off. We will let recent history be the proof. The worst Super Bowl's are blowouts. The Ravens beating down the Giants, boring. 49ers crushing the Chargers, yawn. Cowboys over the Bills (both times), blah. And so for that reason I'm not going to give a ton of attention to the attention whores that so ruthlessly embarrassed their foes.

Tony beat down Henderson's finest by more than 74 points. This is akin to Tony playing baseball against a 5 year old, going yard, then relentlessly talking trash by saying things like "You suck! That was the biggest freaking meatball I've seen since I went to Bucca de Beppo, and the biggest one your mom has seen since... Seriously, you're five? You throw like a 3 year old girl!" It's a 5 year old for crying out loud, there is no need. The same is true for the schlacking you gave CJ. There's a reason why there's a ten run mercy rule in T-ball & softball. I guess congrats are in order for setting a world record in points and for making the rest of the league want to give up on life and contemplate suicide. Life freaking sucks! I will say however, that if you can go through the year undefeated then you should win the entire pot of money.

The second blow-out came from Katie who crushed Joyce. This mock of a competition showed us that Katie is no fluke and she has no mercy either. This match-up was like Michael Phelps vs. the Ethiopians in the pool. Not such a good idea if your the Ethiopians. Actually it's more like Joyce is representing the special olympics and Katie is the ruthless Chinese monsters that eat handicap people for breakfast and train against them to build up their confidence. Katie is super confident now. She's so confident she may end up pregnant like Mariselle soon.

The third spanking came when I found myself up against Leo. I went in with high expectations but left a non-lovable loser (notice who the non-lovable loser was in that pic) for the 5th time in a row. I'm like the retarded kid that gets put in right field on the "coach pitch" little league team. I'm so bad that the coach under hands a rubber ball for me, but that's still too tough. Maybe one day I'll get a win.

The last two match-ups are the type we all love to be a part of only if we win.

This weeks battle of the Israeli born Jew vs. the American Jew was more exciting than a Rodney King riot. After feeling pretty confident that a victory was sealed, Brett Favre threw a pick six enabling Alan's Jet's defense to pick up an extra 8 points and a victory was sealed. The Black Mamba became Alan's "black mama" and Monday's will never be the same again! I'd like to be done with this one and move on but the victory was so sweet and the loss so bitter that it needs this clip incorporated somehow. Or this one. Those clips epitomize what it's like to be so close to scoring and then Bam! You get kicked in the balls and you're forever embarrassed.

Finally, the Boser mounted come back that fell just short. Gregg is usually the one that is used to coming up short, but that is not the case this year. After feeling slightly guilty for leaving us to another bank and getting slaughtered by Joyce, he puffed up his chest, showed off his hairy arms and enjoyed the new bank with a much relaxed dress code to lead his team to victory. Poor Boser needed less than one point to complete the comeback but was unable to do so. I can only imagine what it was like for Boser. Home on a Monday night watching his beloved Vikings stink it up, mount a comeback, allow a TD to Shonn Green(mixed emotions there, excited about fantasy points, sad about the real point deficit, and also some confusion as to why Shonn's name is spelled in that fashion... were the parents too dumb to know how Shonn should be spelled, or just being creative?), then have the 'ol gunslinger do what he does best. That kind of stuff sucks, kind of like enjoying a concert & night out on the town only to get jumped by a bunch of black dudes as you're walking back to the car. Let this be the lesson we should all learn. It is never a good idea to solicit yourself (if you're a dude) as a prostitute, especially to heterosexual black dudes in the ally ways of downtown Las Vegas. You're welcome.